Couch Conservationist Pillows

'Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of clawing the couch...'

"Her name is 'Precious', but her nickname is 'why we can't have nice things.'"

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Binge Watch

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Goal!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Don't look at me!'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

"I see a couch."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

E-Z Livin'

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

Staycation Photos