Couch Climate Analyst Pillows

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Deforestation.

North Pole

Polluted geese

Natural Disasters

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Global Warmer 2000.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Earth stove

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"I think we have run out of time..."

The sea 2050.

The melting polar ice caps

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."