Couch Climate Analyst Mugs

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

North Pole

Deforestation.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Natural Disasters

Polluted geese

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"We'll always have Paris..."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Global Warmer 2000.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Earth stove

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

The sea 2050.

The melting polar ice caps