Couch Archaeologist Prints

Decorate their space with a print that captures the spirit of a couch archaeologist—fun, clever, and just a little quirky—an ideal piece for their favorite nook or living room wall.

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"Check and see if the remote's in there."

"Check and see if the remote's in there." mockup

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

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"Tell me about this fear of couches." mockup

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

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"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...." mockup

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

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"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?" mockup

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

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Studies show foods work miracles! mockup

Studies show foods work miracles!

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"Bloody hell!"

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"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean." mockup

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

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'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.' mockup

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

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"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing." mockup

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

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'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .' mockup

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

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"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?" mockup

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

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"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?" mockup

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

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"All of a dither as per usual!"

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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

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'John is watching the game under protest.'

'John is watching the game under protest.' mockup

'John is watching the game under protest.'

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"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason." mockup

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

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Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

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"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!" mockup

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

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'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?' mockup

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

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"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub." mockup

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

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"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!" mockup

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

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Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

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'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?' mockup

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

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"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually." mockup

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

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"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong." mockup

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

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How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever mockup

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

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'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!' mockup

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

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"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate." mockup

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

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"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive." mockup

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

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"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again." mockup

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

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"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it." mockup

"China now says it will withdraw its opposition to the missile-defense shield if the F.B.I. builds it."

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Couch Archaeologist Prints Collection

Couch Archaeologist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty designs perfect for the couch archaeologist—make every coffee break a celebration of their unique hobby.

Couch Archaeologist Pillows

Brighten up their living space with pillows that celebrate the couch archaeologist—humorous and cozy accents for their favorite relaxation spot.

Couch Archaeologist T-Shirts

Discover playful t-shirts designed for couch archaeologists—comfortable, humorous, and a great way to showcase their love of discovery at home or out and about.