Couch Philosophers Prints

Decorate their space with our inspiring prints that celebrate the art of thinking deeply. Perfect for a Couch Philosopher, these prints bring wit and wisdom into their favorite relaxing spot.

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"I don't think this is doing me any good."

"I don't think this is doing me any good." mockup

"I don't think this is doing me any good."

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"In existential philosophical news, today's surge in somethingness offset yesterday's decline in nothingness...."

"In existential philosophical news, today's surge in somethingness offset yesterday's decline in nothingness...." mockup

"In existential philosophical news, today's surge in somethingness offset yesterday's decline in nothingness...."

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Psychiatrist - 'Well, if you have nothing to say, I did some exciting things since our last session.'

Psychiatrist - 'Well, if you have nothing to say, I did some exciting things since our last session.' mockup

Psychiatrist - 'Well, if you have nothing to say, I did some exciting things since our last session.'

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"Looking at these old photos reminds me of what a manipulative, gaslighting sadist mother was."

"Looking at these old photos reminds me of what a manipulative, gaslighting sadist mother was." mockup

"Looking at these old photos reminds me of what a manipulative, gaslighting sadist mother was."

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'You know, you're a real piece of work, Al.'

'You know, you're a real piece of work, Al.' mockup

'You know, you're a real piece of work, Al.'

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'He used the treadmill, once.'

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Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

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'How do you ever get sick?'

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"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated." mockup

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

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"Tell me about this fear of couches." mockup

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

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"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...." mockup

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

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"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?" mockup

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

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Studies show foods work miracles! mockup

Studies show foods work miracles!

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'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

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"Bloody hell!"

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"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean." mockup

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

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"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?" mockup

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

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"All of a dither as per usual!"

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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

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"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason." mockup

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

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Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

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'John is watching the game under protest.'

'John is watching the game under protest.' mockup

'John is watching the game under protest.'

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"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook." mockup

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

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"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!" mockup

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

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'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?' mockup

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

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"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub." mockup

"You're overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub."

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"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!" mockup

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

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'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?' mockup

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

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"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong." mockup

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

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How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever mockup

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

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Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching! mockup

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

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'As your financial advisor, I'd have to advise you to change your main income provider,'

'As your financial advisor, I'd have to advise you to change your main income provider,' mockup

'As your financial advisor, I'd have to advise you to change your main income provider,'

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"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate." mockup

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

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"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites." mockup

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

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"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts." mockup

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

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Couch Philosophers Prints Collection

Couch Philosophers Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for Couch Philosophers—ideal for your deep thinkers who love a good coffee or tea with a side of wit.

Couch Philosophers Pillows

Find comfy, witty pillows that add personality and comfort to their space—great for lounging while contemplating life's mysteries.

Couch Philosophers T-Shirts

Discover humorous and clever t-shirts that match the contemplative nature of your favorite Couch Philosopher—perfect for relaxed days and philosophical musings.