Baby escaping from cot.
Cot Escape Artist T-Shirts
Celebrate their inventive spirit with a t-shirt that’s as fun and mischievous as a cot escape artist. A great way to showcase their clever personality in style.
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...
Tweaking the CV.
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Crib Escape
Desert Island Fantasies
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
Wishing Well
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
Fox hunting.
'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'
"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"
Tsunami Evac Route
Prisoner Crossing
'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'
'Step on it, Larry.'
"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."
'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'
'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'
"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."
"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."
Cot Escape Artist T-Shirts Collection
Cot Escape Artist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the creative cot escape artist. Find humor, wit, and charm on every cup to brighten their day.
Cot Escape Artist Pillows
Brighten up their space with pillows inspired by the creative cot escape artist. Comfortable and full of personality, these make perfect gifts.
Cot Escape Artist Prints
Find stunning prints that celebrate the clever and playful nature of cot escape artists. Ideal for adding a touch of mischief to any room.