Cost Of Living Pillows

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Cost of food in Cuba

Electricity prices

Food prices

I don't drive, but as far as I'm concerned they're gasp! prices

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Sloaney Pony.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Hoodie Hang-out

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

No Immediate Danger

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Packed like sardines

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."