Cost Of Living Pillows

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Cost of food in Cuba

Electricity prices

Food prices

I don't drive, but as far as I'm concerned they're gasp! prices

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Sloaney Pony.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Wifi in Hell

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Hoodie Hang-out

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

No Immediate Danger

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Packed like sardines

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.