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"Would you like your paycheck sent directly to your mortgage holder, your oil company or your health insurance provider?"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'A word in my office Jones.'

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

Information Macht Frei

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

The struggle for a decent payment.

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

"It's a generally positive report with a few disturbing elements...much like the tapioca pudding in the cafeteria."

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"