Cost Of Living Analyst T-Shirts

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"We re cutting back on overhead."

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

"Don't think of yourself as just another small cog in a vast bureaucratic machine.. but rather as a quite important cost centre."

"What a ripoff. We'll refuel at the next rest stop."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

Dadonomics

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

"Do you realise 25% of your salary goes to the government?"

"We're going to cut out the expensive, boring stiff and just build the top."

You take'm through the nose, you pay through the nose.

Name That Salary

I don't drive, but as far as I'm concerned they're gasp! prices

'For you, I would go through hell and back, I would anticipate your wishes, I would keep you safe and warm, I would love you forever and a day... Of course, just as long as your income doesn't exceed mine!'

Cost of food in Cuba

"Of course we pay a living wage....as long as you only live four days a week!"

"This costs $35 with side effects or, if you prefer, $127 without side effects."

'Who are you calling Napoleon?I'm just going to pay you!'

"So, what's the problem? I've had an energy crisis for years...!"