Cost Of Living Analyst Prints

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

"We re cutting back on overhead."

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

"Don't think of yourself as just another small cog in a vast bureaucratic machine.. but rather as a quite important cost centre."

"What a ripoff. We'll refuel at the next rest stop."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

Dadonomics

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

I don't drive, but as far as I'm concerned they're gasp! prices

Name That Salary

You take'm through the nose, you pay through the nose.

"We're going to cut out the expensive, boring stiff and just build the top."

"Do you realise 25% of your salary goes to the government?"

'For you, I would go through hell and back, I would anticipate your wishes, I would keep you safe and warm, I would love you forever and a day... Of course, just as long as your income doesn't exceed mine!'

Cost of food in Cuba

"This costs $35 with side effects or, if you prefer, $127 without side effects."

"So, what's the problem? I've had an energy crisis for years...!"

"Of course we pay a living wage....as long as you only live four days a week!"

'Who are you calling Napoleon?I'm just going to pay you!'