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I remember not to spend too much by replacing every s in my shopping list with a dollar sign.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

Elevator charge $1.00.

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

I think I can...

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

'You never see one that says save some income.'

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So which is it? Baseball or Lacrosse? For baseball, I've gotta get a glove, uniform and shoes, for about $200. For lacrosse, I need gloves, helmet, chest protector, uniform and stick, for $350. Hmm

'It says take all this medication - if you can afford it.'

Tattoos! $50 and Tattoos Removed! $10,000.

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

Cartoon about the high cost of health insurance.

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

Purified Water. Look at these prices! Distilled waters run steep!

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

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"There's very little an individual store can do about rising food prices, Mom!"

"Next on Winterwatch, we check in on Mr and Mrs Henderson who are hibernating to avoid putting the heating on."

'Yes, seven dollars is a lot for popcorn.'

Expensive water supplies.

Patient with doctor reads sign: Special offer buy first medical opinion get the 2nd one free.