Cost-conscious Individual Prints

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"Surgery up here is free!"

Sale.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Crisis Buzz.

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

I think I can...

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Sam's Nation Building

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

January Sales

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

Avocado Prices

Tattoos! $50 and Tattoos Removed! $10,000.

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'