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I remember not to spend too much by replacing every s in my shopping list with a dollar sign.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

Elevator charge $1.00.

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

I think I can...

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

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'You never see one that says save some income.'

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

'It says take all this medication - if you can afford it.'

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

Cartoon about the high cost of health insurance.

"Says he can't afford the hospital's parking fees!"

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

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"There's very little an individual store can do about rising food prices, Mom!"

GAS CRUNCH

"Next on Winterwatch, we check in on Mr and Mrs Henderson who are hibernating to avoid putting the heating on."

Expensive water supplies.

Patient with doctor reads sign: Special offer buy first medical opinion get the 2nd one free.

'Yes, seven dollars is a lot for popcorn.'

"Remember that robin I brought along last time and explained the comparison to your bill?"