Cosmic Soda Enthusiast Mugs

Cola Observatory

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"It could never work between us."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Moon and Star

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Astronaut

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

Eye Opener

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

"Have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?"

'Now, for the sake of argument, let's assume the sun will explode a week from Thursday.'

Astronomical observations.

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

Atlas' Shoelace Dilemma

Bait & Tackle

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.