Cosmic Cocktail Drinkers Mugs

Martini I lands on the moon

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Eye Opener

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

Apocalipsis

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

Cola Observatory

Boozing aliens!

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"No air guitar"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

Vampire Cocktail.

'With just a soupçon of argon.'

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

'Larry That's not how you make a dirty martini'

God chalks up his pool cue.