Cosmic Cocktail Drinkers Mugs

Martini I lands on the moon

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

Apocalipsis

Eye Opener

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

Cola Observatory

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

"No air guitar"

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

Boozing aliens!

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

Plus, it keeps it warm.

Vampire Cocktail.

'Larry That's not how you make a dirty martini'

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

'With just a soupçon of argon.'