Cosmic Soda Enthusiast Prints

Cola Observatory

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"It could never work between us."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Moon and Star

Astronaut

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

Eye Opener

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

"So sorry to miss you!"

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'I don't like to carry ID.'

Atlas' Shoelace Dilemma

Bait & Tackle

On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

Sub-Zero Gravity

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."