Cosmic Selfie Enthusiast T-Shirts

Astronaut Selfie.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"It could never work between us."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Astronaut

Climbing to the moon...

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Moon and Star

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"It's going to get us for sure. Buying that meteorite insurance was a stroke of genius."

"Whoa...Somehow I think I deleted too much."

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

Lust in Space.

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"So sorry to miss you!"

Atlas' Shoelace Dilemma

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.