Cosmic Rebels Gifts

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"I really got used to working from home."

Pubertry

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

'The big guy wants to see you.'

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

"No air guitar"

Anti-Saxophone

Escape

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

To an observer approaching the speed of light, Einstein and his surroundings appear to be tall and thin.

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

'Did you hear about Pluto? - He got demoted to 'dwarf planet' for noncompliance.'

What we were promised...What we got.

Zoning in Force

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

'Sorry God, I think you got the wrong guy, I like sex, drugs and rock and roll.'

'Don't argue. Just get in there and polute the water.'

"...Can you please put a couple of pounds on the Bishop of London in the Canterbury race?"

Priest disrobes, underneath his body is covered in tattoos.

'Saint Peter wants to borrow a lawyer.'

'Do you know what I feel like Doris? I feel like kickin' some ass.'

'Psst - we're looking for material that's totally inappropriate for our age. Can you help us out?'