Fortune Teller using a satellite to help pick up clairvoyant signals.
Cosmic Mixologist Gifts
Looking for a gift for your cosmic mixologist? Discover fun, space-inspired products that combine creative flair with celestial charm. Ideal for those who love to mix drinks as much as they love gazing at the stars, these gifts add some cosmic sparkle to their collection. Whether it's a mug, T-shirt, pillow, or print, find something that balances humor and outer space wonder, making every sip or nap an intergalactic adventure.
James Bond in a Snow Globe
Yoga for Alcoholics
We'll have Manhattans...
'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'
Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!
Join me in a Martini?
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
Shaken not stirred
Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.
A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.
"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."
A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.
Margarita
God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.
"Sorry, that's not my table."
'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'
Espresso Martini Peacock
"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"
Baloneystini
The Martini is invented.
You're the olive in my martini
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."
"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."
'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'
"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."
"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."
"A bloody Martian, please."
'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'
Rabbit Punch
The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?
'The first cocktail.'
Mediterranean Martini
My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'
Cosmic Mixologist Gifts Collection
Cosmic Mixologist Mugs
Explore our collection of cosmic mixologist mugs and find the perfect steamy companion for your space-loving friend or family member.
Cosmic Mixologist Pillows
Discover our cosmic mixologist pillows for a cozy, celestial touch to any living space.
Cosmic Mixologist Prints
Browse our cosmic mixologist prints and bring galaxy-inspired art into your home or office with a humorous twist.
Cosmic Mixologist T-Shirts
Check out our space-themed mixologist T-shirts to add some stellar style and humor to their wardrobe.