Cosmic Gardener Pillows

Give up Gardening, I should.

'Oh great! All these years of hardship and now it looks like I'll have to MOW THE BLOODY LAWN again!'

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

An Unexpected Guest.

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Okay, dig that one up!

Planting by the Moon.

The Phantom Of The Garden

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'Take me to your weeder!'

Planting Bird Seed.

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

F. Chopin

Bug to bug: 'Do you think there is life on other plants?'

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'You've never forgotten that Elsie Turner, have you George!'

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

Priest watering his wings.

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Clown watering his flowers.

'Anything else need tying up?'

Football fan