Spiritual Gardener Pillows

Priest watering his wings.

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

Tree Passion

The Phantom Of The Garden

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

The Farmer Sutra.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"You make me feel 'hole'."

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little watering and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

Herb garden

Snow White.

Skyscrapers.

Devil watering tails.

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

Man Gardening Love

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Clown watering houseplant.

Chickens watching a lady sew seeds.

Woman watering her plants in the rain.

"I could use some holy water in my garden, Father, It will be a miracle if anything blooms."

Easter egg tree.

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

Farmer fighting off snail

Gardening By The Moon

'I'm quite full of myself. I don't want you to tinker with that.'