Comedic Gardener Pillows

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

Herb garden

The Garden of European Feelings

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

'Frankly, it's anticlimactic.'

Farmer fighting off snail

Chickens watching a lady sew seeds.

"My astroturf died!"

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Hardy Annuals

Tree Passion

The Phantom Of The Garden

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Paving over the window-box

Snail trap

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

"You make me feel 'hole'."

'Anything else need tying up?'

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

Hipster Yard

Pyramid Garden

Watering a plant in the rain.

Genetically Modified Apples

Skyscrapers.

Leaf Blower Showdown.