Comedic Gardener Mugs

In The Middle Of The Night, Peppy Suddenly Developed A Wild Craving For The Bone.

Herb garden

The Garden of European Feelings

"It's nearly perfect, dear...you just have to plant the flowers the coloured side up..."

'Frankly, it's anticlimactic.'

Farmer fighting off snail

Chickens watching a lady sew seeds.

"My astroturf died!"

An Unexpected Guest.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Tree Passion

The Phantom Of The Garden

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Snail trap

Paving over the window-box

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

'Every summer, dandelions can't wait to go topless!'

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

Pyramid Garden

'Anything else need tying up?'

Hipster Yard

Watering a plant in the rain.

Skyscrapers.

Leaf Blower Showdown.

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Genetically Modified Apples

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Man Gardening Love

Clown watering houseplant.