Cosmic Environmentalist T-Shirts

"No Littering" sign in space.

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Chiller Theatre

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Zenemies.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

65 Million Years Ago

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

God with Earth Controller

Questions

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"Uh-oh - climate change."