Cosmic Debate Enthusiast Prints

'Science versus religion?'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"It could never work between us."

Astronaut

Moon and Star

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

'If we have everlasting life, what about entropy?'

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"I don't believe in these idiots any longer. You now can call me an atheist."

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

"If God is omnipotent and wholly good, whence evil?!?"

Bait & Tackle

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

Atlas' Shoelace Dilemma