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'Eureka! I have discovered dark matter!'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Communication Breakdowns

Our Computer is Up/Down.

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Damned if you do...

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

Hard of Hearing Institute.

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

"I'm confused. Are we your attorneys or are you our attorneys?"

"Unfortunately, they keep their shades drawn in that particular galaxy."

In Case of Broken Glass, Break Glass.

'I thought that there had been 2 world wars, but this says 11.'

'Don't you guys ever read? That contract is void in case of male pattern baldness!'

"Did you leave your phone in airplane mode again?"

'Spotting the jacal in the rille left him roupy.'

Unhappy businessman as he watches his sales go crashing down on his chart

Three-fourths of him is covered by water --- What's he trying to hide?!

Smart phone Problems

"In a world of 'from's' and 'to's', I always seem to be a 'cc'."

"If you just follow Sadie, she'll show you the way out."