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Supernova Man

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Clown God

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Not now, Oliver."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Origins of Everything

Science fiction fans on other planets

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?