Cosmic Coincidence Lover Pillows

"You must be joking, it’s my ex — what are the odds?"

Tiny Visions

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Big Bang Boulevard

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Climbing to the moon...

Standings: Milky Way Conference

First Contact

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

"It's going to get us for sure. Buying that meteorite insurance was a stroke of genius."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

'Cosmic!'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Space Shuttle.

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

"...but that equals 243 Earth days!"

Eye Opener

Pluto