Cosmic Coincidence Lover Pillows

"You must be joking, it’s my ex — what are the odds?"

Tiny Visions

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Big Bang Boulevard

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

First Contact

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Climbing to the moon...

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"I opted for the upgrades."

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'Cosmic!'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

"It's going to get us for sure. Buying that meteorite insurance was a stroke of genius."

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Space Shuttle.

"...but that equals 243 Earth days!"

Eye Opener

Lust in Space.