Cosmetic Treatment Explorer Pillows

'Botox is one thing, but that's the last time I go to a liposuction party!'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

PROBLEM AREAS

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Dating is so expensive...

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Waxing.

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

Virtual Super-Model.

'Now you do realise that we're unable to cure your ugliness don't you?'

"And this is what we use for the economy liposuction."

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

"This is more than a look. This is a context."

"In your case we’ll begin the facelift with an incision behind your right ear and extend it into the waiting room."

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

"Are we admiring a sunrise or a sunset?"

"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"I just got back from my plastic surgery consultation. The surgeon is also a football coach in his free time."

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

Breast Implants: 'Watch this Space.'

'I think I'm seeing double again!'

Indian brave buys warpaint from Avon lady.