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"I had my wings done"

Inflating Boobs.

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Jumble Sale

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'Recent studies have demonstrated that what we believed were ritual sacrifices to Gods, were unsuccessful attempts to do breast implant surgeries."'

Cosmetic pouches.

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"Although a face transplant is theoretically possible you still can't have Brad Pitt's."

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"I'm saving up to have the other one done."

"And this is what we use for the economy liposuction."

Highlights

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

"In your case we’ll begin the facelift with an incision behind your right ear and extend it into the waiting room."

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

Elephant to elephant with 'nose job.' 'Wait, don't tell me. Something's different.'

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

Surgical implants.

"I just got back from my plastic surgery consultation. The surgeon is also a football coach in his free time."

Beverly Hills Recycling

'When you said that you'd given me, 'a million dollar smile', I thought you were speaking metaphorically!'

"You end up with the face you can afford."

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

"You call that having a little work done?"

"What do you think? I've had an eye lift."