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"I had my wings done"

Inflating Boobs.

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

Jumble Sale

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'Recent studies have demonstrated that what we believed were ritual sacrifices to Gods, were unsuccessful attempts to do breast implant surgeries."'

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

Cosmetic pouches.

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

"Although a face transplant is theoretically possible you still can't have Brad Pitt's."

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

'What I've just has my teeth whitened,'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

"I'm saving up to have the other one done."

"And this is what we use for the economy liposuction."

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

Highlights

"In your case we’ll begin the facelift with an incision behind your right ear and extend it into the waiting room."

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

Bozo and his wife Botox.

Elephant to elephant with 'nose job.' 'Wait, don't tell me. Something's different.'

"I just got back from my plastic surgery consultation. The surgeon is also a football coach in his free time."

Surgical implants.

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

Beverly Hills Recycling

'When you said that you'd given me, 'a million dollar smile', I thought you were speaking metaphorically!'

"You end up with the face you can afford."

"Before we perform your facelift, we need to remove the old one."

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'