Corridor Whisperer Pillows

Jones, Pertwee, Leggett and Frink - A Powerful Interest Group.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

He did love tinkering on his cars.

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

When did you last have your oil changed?

"It's worse than I thought."

Psychic car mechanics.

It was one of those long meetings where we all agree on the destination but insist on giving our own directions.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Caterpillar Paranoia

"It's garage music."

CLEAR!

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

Urban spring.