Corporate Wolfpack Pillows

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

"Good boy."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

Welcome to the Team

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Office slaves.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Parade of Businessmen

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"