Corporate Wolfpack Pillows

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

"Good boy."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Welcome to the Team

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Office slaves.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Parade of Businessmen

National Boss Monument.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"