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'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"How's the salmon?"

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'This is you, enlarged.'

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Above reproach.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."