Corporate Wave Chaser Gifts

"Dow's up!"

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Beach con-man.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"I, TikTok."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Surfing koala.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Let's Celebrate

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

New Age Store.

Gloat

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Kensington Fluffies

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Counting my Bonus...

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Business Partners' vows

"We succumbed to your hype."

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'