Corporate Wave Chaser T-Shirts

"Dow's up!"

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Beach con-man.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Surfing koala.

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Let's Celebrate

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

New Age Store.

Gloat

Kensington Fluffies

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Counting my Bonus...

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Business Partners' vows

"We succumbed to your hype."

"I'm not a machine, Deborah. I can't just turn my greed on and off."

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Good news! It looks as though the $50 million loss we expected to show is going to be a $30 million profit. You know, we should have hired a government accountant as our chief financial officer years ago.'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!