Corporate Wanderer Prints

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"Uh-Oh..."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Free Range Employees.

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

401K

New open space office design that promotes balance in the workplace.

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

You are here.

Above reproach.

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

Yin and Yang VPs.

Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

Job hoppers.

No - what kind of answer is no?

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'