Corporate Wanderer Pillows

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

"Uh-Oh..."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Free Range Employees.

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"How have you managed to keep your job?"

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

401K

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

You are here.

Above reproach.

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

Yin and Yang VPs.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

If found, please return to cubicle L-325.

"About the shareholders meeting, ….Have Hayward update me on the smoke and Crampton brief me on the mirrors."

A note of warning, he doesn't suffer wise men gladly

No - what kind of answer is no?

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

Job hoppers.