Corporate Wanderer With A Heart At Home Gifts

Business traveller dreaming of home.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

Free Range Employees.

"We don't have an exercise room here. You'll stay in shape by climbing the ladder, jumping through hoops, toeing the line..."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Public footpath on a desert island.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

"What time is it mentally?"

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Job hoppers.

Your call is important to us...

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'Can't you ever forget work?'

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

"Now remember, if he says 'hop', you say, 'how high'."

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

'It's J B's way of coping with being lonely at the top'

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

Copy Room - Extra Copy Room

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

Sometimes, when she was bored at work, she would graze around the internet.

Capitalists Courageous

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

"We're all nuts about the Pacific Rim."

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

"Run for it, sir—the cops!"