Corporate Spy Pillows

Tweet from this retreat . . you are toast

'Alert, sir The competition is trying to hack into our hard copies,'

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

Hastily employing a pen and a pack of Post-It notes, ace corporate spy Harry Napier fools a vigilant security guard.

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

In basket-case.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

A boy acting suspiciously

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

JAMES BONDING

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'I'm counter - intelligence'