Corporate Security Officer Mugs

'To help with our phishing and pharming issues, corporate lent two of their top security experts to us for this month.'

"Sometimes I get the feeling that plant security could bear some upgrading."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'You know too much,'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

Airport Security.

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"He's a guard dog."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

TSA Noah

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

The Scanner Of Love.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Beware of Don"

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"I spy with my little eye…"

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

Scarecrows guarding a field

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

CCTV in church.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Presidential surveillance ass!"