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Security Company Employee Mugs
Celebrate the vigilance of a security professional with our witty mugs, designed to add a dash of humor or recognition to their daily routine—great for their desk or home kitchen.
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'
"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"
'You know too much,'
Airport Security.
'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'
"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."
'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'
"He's a guard dog."
TSA Noah
"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."
Dog barking at everything except a burglar.
'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'
"You're either lying or not telling the truth."
The Scanner Of Love.
Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'
Privacy Conference Security
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!
Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
"Beware of Don"
"I spy with my little eye…"
Scarecrows guarding a field
"Ok, I found a secure line."
"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"
'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'
'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.
"I say we move on to dessert."
"The club scene is really changing."
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
Security Company Employee Mugs Collection
Security Company Employee Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring security-related designs that make their space more inviting and fun.
Security Company Employee Prints
Decorate their office or home with prints that recognize their vital work, blending art, humor, and professionalism.
Security Company Employee T-Shirts
Find clever and comfortable T-shirts designed for security team members—show off their role with style and humor.