Corporate Road Tripper Pillows

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Camping.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

"Expense account or regular?"

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Airport

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Route 666

Exit Next Left

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Inflating Boobs.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."