Corporate Regulation Mugs

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Good boy."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

The president's men

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

Welcome to the Team

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Parade of Businessmen

US v.s. Tech Giants

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'