Corporate Mingler Pillows

"Where can we go and unwind and talk business at the same time?"

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

'Between you and me, it's a public relations move. I fire you, then bring you back as a consultant.'

The Icebreaker

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

Ear Bud Hijacking

The Forgotten Men's Club

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

Social Networking in Heaven.

'I forgot who I'm supposed to talk to and why.'

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

"It's our belief that Mr. Wetherall is one of the very few C.E.O.s in America who can do Chuck Berry."

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

'The chairman will now dance his vision for Carbco in the twenty-first century.'

Conversation Pits

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take one's mind off business, Smithson...'

"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."

"I don't know anybody here but the hostess - and, of course, in a deeper sense, myself."

Social Climbing.