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'Don't worry. I can still reach back for that 98 mile-per-hour fast ball.'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Thank you for that summation of the charts."

Lemonade Inc.

Office slaves.

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

National Boss Monument.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Responsibility and duties

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Zorro as a child.

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

"He's plotting losses."

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."