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"And don't try to be a hero."

In basket-case.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

Work Slave

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

In - Out - Pending.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"He excels at putting out fires."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

Inaction Figure

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"Sure I can make that deadline."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"They're going to be tough shoes to fill."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

The Boss.

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"I'm going in."

'I'm a wife, a daughter, a working mother...and you're asking me if I can MULTI-TASK???'

'We're looking with someone with balls...not an enlarged prostate.'