Corporate Equality Gifts

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

Businesswoman Empowerment

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"We've made great progress!"

International Women's Day.

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'Risky, but I like it!'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Whoa! Back up a second... 'R & D' stands for 'Research & Development?' We always thought it meant 'Rip-off & Distribute!'"

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

New York approves gay marriage.

Sportswasher's

International Women's Day

"Just imagine what it must have been like living in a world dominated by misogynistic power crazed men. Men for whom women were objects to be pawed and leered at!"

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

Women's day - 'work'

Women's day 2021

Ruth Bader Ginsburg