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"Was there any game in any sport last night which we can discuss?"

I like you and I like your company!

"Who's next?"

'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'

'Ok, Barker. I'll give you your own office - if you promise you won't mark it.'

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

The entire team applauds you.

Cut-throat Environment

'Catch any good mice lately?'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'Excuse me sir. Did you just say that if this deal goes through we'll all get a bonus?.. Or was it a bone?'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

'I should warn you. I can sense fear.'

"What's our policy on pets?"

"The deal sounds great. I'd shake on it, but I never learned how."

"At first I thought it was screwy that the old man left the company to his cat...but fluffy has proven to be a great CEO!"

'Years ago, I started out here as a beast of burden, but through hard work and dedication, I am now the CEO...'

I was the barn cat until the farm went corporate.

"I've enjoyed being a pet, but it's time for me to get a real job."

'The young pup not only knows new tricks, he'll do them at a third of your salary."

"Manager does not do tricks."

Dog Food Co.

"Someone still has his cellphone on."

Meerkats in the Office

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

"I hope you'll tell me if you are feeling any stress."

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

"Can I offer you anything?"

"And remember to always keep an eye on the sparrow"

"Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string."