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"Flowers in a lobby are good P.R."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Dog eat dog.'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Casual Thursday

Desk shaped like an office block.

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

Unsuccessful board meeting.

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'