Corporate Contemplative Pillows

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Not much money, glory, or praise

I think, theerfore I am underpaid

'We're looking for creative, inventive minds that can rationalize anything we do.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

If I could sell my experience for half of what it cost me I could retire.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

'All those who think change is good, say aye...'

"We appreciate your insights Norman but the firm has reached the stage where we need actual ideas."

US Dollar weakens.

'I am not my job... my job is not me... I do not need my job to give my life a purpose...' 'Hey, did you hear the news? We're all laid off!' 'Stupid affirmations!'

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

What is the difference between a boss and a leader?

"I feel I blend in well with the holes in my career ladder."

Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

Actually, with bachelors degrees in philosophy, we were lucky to get this job.

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

"You have not shown initiative because I never asked you to?"

Global Economy.

Chicken--Egg.

'And this is Ziggy, our stress management consultant...'

"So it wasn't bullsh*t after all."